Free Stack of Hotcakes
We'd say they're selling like hotcakes or make some kind of pun like that, but we genuinely aren't looking to waste your time here. if it were just cakes, sure. We'd devote a few inches on this coupon to making some Cake Boss jokes or pretending like we thought that Marie Antoinette was some kind of pastry chef. but we're talking about HOTCAKES here... and they're FREE. So we'll let you get to it.